The John Blog - Volume Two - Part Four

Cash Money's Own Baby

im tattoed and bard up woadie believe that playboy

The John Blog - Volume Two - Part three

DOTA!!

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The John Blog - Volume Two - Part Two

ITS THE EXCLUSIVE ZONE PT.1!!!

ITS THE EXCLUSIVE ZONE PT.2!!!

GET ON YOUR BLOCK SHIT...

The John Blog - Volume Two - Part One

Show Me Your Genitals

SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS
YOUR GENITALS
YOUR GENITALIAAA

The John Blog - Volume One - Part Six

Doing That G-Rawdge Thang

Act a donkey when your Ronald Reagan off that Donatello!!

The John Blog - Volume One - Part Five

ITS FUN TO DO BAD THINGS...

I had my friend coming and he smokes with cigerettes...

The John Blog - Volume One - Part Four

The Samurai Pizza Shits:

WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOU WANT SOME PEPPERONI??
Aiiyo I See You Splashing On 'Em Neezy . . . Call Me If You Need Some Pepperoni . . . I Got A Double XL Meat Lover Deluxe For You!

The John Blog - Volume One - Part Three

Its The Mother Fucking Coons Bitch:

RUN WITH US
we got everything you need
RUN WITH US
we are freeeeeeee

The John Blog - Volume One - Part Two

WoW Love Scroll:














Im going to cast a love scroll & i have it right here . . . Dearest reader obviously my last attempt to summon you fizzled . . . i might have been holding the shift key in vent while the portal was open or something or perhaps you didnt get back to me because i was a noob . . . but things change i assure you i now do indeed pwn . . . join with me and together we shall ride our dread steeds across Talendor all the way from the tropical paradise of Stranglethorn Vale to the icey peaks of Winterspring where i will have my timbermaw homies make you a sexy rock bikini out of moon cloth . . . together with my imp we will rule ultrak valley as the most vicious couple since pen & teller & use our honor points to reap powerful rewards of love . . . i know there are no unicorns in world of warcraft so i have something even more magical & pointy for you.

The John Blog - Volume One - Part One

Johnny Swagger Splash:

ya what up lil mama its me John Scar . . . im just on here splashing the swag on 'em getting everybody wet . . . you need a towel? Anyways if you want me go to the web site . . . if you have a complaint go to the message board.