Im going to cast a love scroll & i have it right here . . . Dearest reader obviously my last attempt to summon you fizzled . . . i might have been holding the shift key in vent while the portal was open or something or perhaps you didnt get back to me because i was a noob . . . but things change i assure you i now do indeed pwn . . . join with me and together we shall ride our dread steeds across Talendor all the way from the tropical paradise of Stranglethorn Vale to the icey peaks of Winterspring where i will have my timbermaw homies make you a sexy rock bikini out of moon cloth . . . together with my imp we will rule ultrak valley as the most vicious couple since pen & teller & use our honor points to reap powerful rewards of love . . . i know there are no unicorns in world of warcraft so i have something even more magical & pointy for you.
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ohh my god
you're geek jer
thats why i <3 you though
lmfao.
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